22 Real Messages That Got Men Blocked by a GFE Escort (Why You’ll Never Get a Date)
- Apr 1
- 4 min read
You’ll Never Get a Date With a GFE Companion If You Messages Like These.
If you had one shot to message me right… would you capture it, or just let it slip?
Spoiler alert: most of you let it slip.
Booking me isn’t complicated. Men who get to see me don’t act confused, sketchy, or transactional. They know exactly who I am, and they’re excited—honored—to approach me right. They read my website, they follow my content, they show genuine interest, and they open with full sentences, clear plans, and screening info already in hand. And before we ever meet? They’re often already sending something—something thoughtful, generous, personal. A wishlist item. A note. A concert ticket. A little something for my kids. A small luxury for me. They don’t hesitate. They don’t demand. They show up ready. That’s normal. That’s what I’m used to. That’s baseline behavior for a man who expects to meet a woman like me.
Now compare that to what you’re about to see below.
These are real messages I’ve received. This is the kind of energy that gets you blocked before you ever make it to screening. These aren’t “almost bookings.” These are walking red flags, timewasters, fantasy-bookers, and emotionally bankrupt strangers trying to shortcut their way into something they’ll never have.
If you’ve ever sent anything like what you’re about to read—you were never getting the date.
Not with me.
Not with anyone worth having.
Every single one of these messages crashed and burned from the beginning.
“hi Heather, my name is ______. I would like to book you on _____ for _______. Here is my screening information. Please let me know where to send a deposit. If that doesn’t work, here are some alternative dates that I am available on as well.”
If the date is not booked within
one to three messages,
it’s never happening.
🤭
If you’ve never booked a date with an escort before, you need to take note of these terrible interactions and please, for the love of God with the client glides!
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Gentle interaction etiquette reminder - dontfuckitup
**I am not a chat line and do not do chitchat. My phone number is for direct booking inquiries only.. I offered packages if you would like to talk. But do not expect anything to happen if you do not send your booking inquiry in the first message.
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity to seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment. Would you capture it, or just let it slip?
And the most hilarious part?
They think they’re doing something.
They really hit send on these messages with confidence—like they were making a move, like they were gonna pull me. Baby… you’re not even in the building. You’re not even parked on the same street.
If your first message reads like any of these?
You’re not bold. You’re not mysterious.
You’re just blocked. And now you’re archived. 🔏
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