Chicago Whore?!
I Accept the Nomination!

Miss Heather Riley
The Chicago Whore of 2025

Something you may not know about me is that while I might be an incredibly gorgeous elite luxury companion - I'm also a secret super sexy little Data Goblin. (Don't tell anyone I'm hyper-intelligent, I have a reputation to protect.) This is a secret that stays between You + Me. (and Google analytics.)

I have a daily habit of checking and monitoring my business and branding data. I'm low-key super obsessed running reports. I never know what I might find.

I am absolutely TICKLED to see Heather Riley rank for the keytag "Chicago Whore" for the first time in my 10-year career! It was not there yesterday, it' there today - and I think I definitely want to keep this one!

While the Real World, internet Incells, and Keyboard Warrior SWERFs might think "Chicago Whore" is derogatory - I love it! I love it! I love it! My smile lit up as soon as I saw it. It was adorable.

Take a look at some of my sex worker brands!

Companionsplaining

A Whoreable Vlog

TheATTNWhore

Schrodinger's Whore

ChicagHOE

The Madonna-Whore: a complexed woman

I'm absolutely obsessed with being crowned the Chicago Whore!

Thank You for the Honor!

You made my day.

I LOVE YOU.

Let's Celebrate the Right Way?